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So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

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While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re all like, “You never listen!” and “You always want to go to the beach!” I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. I mean, c’mon! You’re in Muggia! The beach is awesome!

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