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About Bari

I’m ramblin’, sue me—I’m typin’ fast, prolly 13 typos already, ha! She’s a hot mess, Whore is, but I dig her. Sarcasm’s her shield, like, “Oh, I’m livin’ the dream, smokey,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes. Makes me cackle every time. But real talk? She’s the kinda person I’d jump outta a plane for. “You’re my last love,” I told her once, jokin’—or was I? She just smirked, like she knew somethin’ I didn’t.

Everything's fair game in love, war and Monopoly

Hi gang, So we were joking the other day about making a Monopoly knock off about being a slum lord (called Slum Lord.).

After that, I headed to the market on Via Garibaldi. Man, the vibe there is always buzzing. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of fresh bread. I grabbed some focaccia, and let me tell you, it was heavenly. I was munching away, feeling like a king. But then, I saw this old lady trying to haggle over a tomato. Like, c’mon, it’s a tomato, not a Ferrari!

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