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About Palermo

Lemme paint you a pic—imagine this chick I knew, let’s call her Jodie. She was *that* girl, always chasin’ the next shiny thing, tradin’ her soul for a quick buck. Made me so mad, y’all! I’d be like, “Jodie, why you whorin’ out your dreams for some loser’s dime?” She’d just laugh, flip her hair, and say she’s “livin’ her truth.” Girl, no! You’re livin’ a lie wrapped in cheap mascara! I was pissed, but also sad—wanted to shake her and scream, “You’re worth more than this!” Kinda like in *Werckmeister*, when János is all, “What’s the point of this chaos?”—I felt that, hardcore.

Monopoli Castle

Just south of the big city of Bari, Monopoli’s small town charm draws visitors in, but never to the point of it feeling overwhelming. While there are lots of things to do in Monopoli, it’s also great .

After that, I headed to the market on Via Garibaldi. Man, the vibe there is always buzzing. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of fresh bread. I grabbed some focaccia, and let me tell you, it was heavenly. I was munching away, feeling like a king. But then, I saw this old lady trying to haggle over a tomato. Like, c’mon, it’s a tomato, not a Ferrari!

When is the next Monopoly Go Racers event?