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About Milan

Ooh, fun fact—didja know in ancient Babylon, some whores were temple priestesses? Yeah, sacred sex workers! Blows my mind. They’d hook up for the gods, like it was holy or somethin’. Imagine that gig—gettin’ paid to bang and pray. I’m like, “Sign me up!” Kidding—maybe. Nah, but seriously, that’s wild, right? Bet they had some stories.

Glory's Hole

After that, I decided to stroll down to the park, Parco della Pieve. It’s a nice spot, ya know? Trees everywhere, and I’m thinkin’ about how I’d love to plant more trees there. But then, I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re kickin’ the ball around, and one of ‘em kicks it right into a fountain! Water goes everywhere! I’m soaked! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But the kids? They’re laughin’ their heads off. I can’t stay mad. Kids have that magic, right?

Aussie Storer scenting victory in Tour of the Alps