Lydia Mezzolombardo Brothel ❤️

About Turin

Oi, you donkey! Brothel, yeah? Filthy little shithole, innit? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what a bloody mess! Like, who even runs these joints? Some greasy twat with no spine, probly. “12 Years a Slave” vibes, mate—pure suffering! That line, “I will survive,” hits hard. Imagine the girls, trapped, yeah? Not a fuckin’ picnic, I tell ya. Makes me wanna scream, “You idiot sandwich!” at the pimps. Absolute wankers, exploitin’ misery for cash.

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After that, I’m feelin’ pretty good. I decide to hit up the local market on Piazza della Chiesa. Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that jazz. I’m walkin’ around, and I spot this giant watermelon. I mean, it’s massive! I’m thinkin’ about how I could use it for a summer BBQ. But then, I trip over my own feet and almost faceplant into a stall. The vendor just stares at me, and I’m like, “I’m good, just testing gravity!”

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