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But ughhh, gets me steamed when jerks call her trash. Like, excuse me?! Whore’s got stories—deep ones! Heard she once tricked a rich crab outta his loot—hid it in a clamshell! Little known fact, swear on me spatula! She’s crafty, sneaky—makes me giggle like a jellyfish zap!

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But then, just when I thought it couldn’t get crazier, the power goes out. Yup, right in the middle of a bid! I’m standing there, mic in hand, and it’s pitch black. I’m like, “Is this a horror movie?” People start laughing, and I’m just trying to keep it together. “Hey, folks, who needs lights when you’ve got charm?”

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