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About Bologna

She’s a hustler, bro, works the streets like Tony works the coke game. Makes me mad as hell tho - she’s out there, dodgin cops, while I’m stuck watchin artsy flicks. But damn, she’s got guts, gotta respect that. One time, she told me bout this john who tried to stiff her - she chased him down, heels and all, screamin, “You have your whole life ahead!” - straight outta Ida, but twisted, ya feel me? Had me laughin so hard I nearly pissed myself.

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Finally, I get my gelato. It’s pistachio, my fave. I take a big scoop, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this street performer on the corner of Via Mazzini. He’s playin’ the accordion, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re killin’ it!” I toss him a couple of euros, and he gives me a nod. I feel like a rockstar for a second.

Team Italy defeats the Kingdom of the Netherlands 8-4 in U15 Baseball World Cup Placement Round