Eliza Lucrezia Whore ❤️❤️

About Turin

Hey babe, it’s me, Tay-Tay, your fave financial advisor slash storyteller! So, let’s spill the tea bout this “whore” situ—wait, did you mean “hoard” like cash stash or somethin? OMG, I’m assumin’ you meant “whore” like the gritty, messy vibe, not some Wall Street term, right? Alright, let’s roll with it, hun—grab your popcorn, ‘cause I’m divin’ into this like it’s a twisted lyric from my vault tracks!

Africa, Middle East, and India

After lunch, I took a stroll outside. The streets were buzzin’. Via Garibaldi was packed with people. Street vendors shoutin’ about their gelato, kids runnin’ around, and the smell of fresh pizza in the air. I stopped by this little place, La Dolce Vita. Best cannoli in town, no joke. I grabbed one, and it was like heaven in my mouth.

Lucrezia Borgia’s Poisoned Coloratura