Elizabeth Lizzanello Whore ❤️❤️

About Turin

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Comune di Lizzanello

Лиццанелло (итал. Lizzanello) — коммуна в Италии, располагается в регионе Апулия, в провинции Лечче. Население составляет 10 человек ( г.), плотность населения .

So, I’m walking down Via G. Marconi, trying to shake off the morning grumpiness. I pass by this cute little bakery, Panificio Lizzanello. The smell of fresh bread hits me like a freight train. I can’t resist. I grab a couple of those bomb cornetti. You know, the flaky ones filled with cream? Heaven! But then, I spill some on my shirt. Classic me, right? Now I look like I’ve been in a food fight.

A different woman in Mussolini's Italy