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About Milan

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, neurotic as hell—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? I mean, what’s the deal with that? You’re out there, wanderin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action—like it’s 1607 Jamestown, Pocahontas-style, but dirtier! I love *The New World*, okay? Terrence Malick, 2005, pretty, pretty good—best movie ever. That scene where Colin Farrell’s all lost, starin’ at the trees, “What is this world?”—that’s me, but instead of trees, it’s shady corners and fishnet stockings!

Locanda al Ponte de Fero

The market is buzzing! Fresh fish everywhere, and the smell? Oh man, it’s heavenly. I grab some prawns and a couple of clams. I’m feeling like a chef already. But then, I see this old lady trying to haggle for a fish. She’s going off, waving her hands, and I’m just standing there, laughing. She’s got more energy than I do!

Adriano Berengo’s perfect weekend in Venice