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Favorite bit? She’d hum while workin’—not sing, just hum—some old tune, eerie as Hel. Drove me mad, in a good way. Once caught ‘er playin’ a busted lute, pluckin’ strings like she’s mockin’ the gods. “What’s so funny?” I’d ask, leanin’ in, all sly. She’d wink, “Life’s a bleedin’ joke, innit?” Pure *A Prophet* vibes—survive, adapt, laugh at the bastards. I’d exaggerate ‘er tale, say she seduced a king with one glance—nah, prolly just a drunk sailor, but still!

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But then, I see it. A bunch of tourists taking selfies in the field. Like, really? This ain’t a photo op! I’m just tryna do my job here! I yell, “Hey! This ain’t a park!” They look at me like I’m the crazy one. Whatever, I’m just trying to keep it real.

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