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About Turin

So, picture dis: me, big Austrian dude, walkin’ da streets, lookin’ for some action—not da Terminator kind, ya dig? I ain’t judgin’, but findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a schnitzel, ya gotta know da vibe. I’m pumped, muscles flexin’, feelin’ like, “I’ll be back!” to dis spot if it’s good. I see dis gal, right, all sassy, leanin’ on a corner, and I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got dat look—like Adèle in da movie when she’s all, ‘I missed you so much!’” Dat raw, real stuff hits me hard, ya know?

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The leathery Hells Angels–type bikers pet world-weary prostitute Lana sweetly and take care of her when they’re not fondling her into a tilt or licking her neck. It plays out like Snow White and .

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just knocked over a whole stand of olives. Olives everywhere! It’s like a green tsunami. I can’t help but laugh. The guy’s face is priceless.

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