Brooklyn Lacchiarella Whore ❤️

About Naples

So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

Pepeyellow - Sushi Giapponese

By the end of the day, I’m exhausted. I drop Marco off, and I’m thinking, “What a ride!” I mean, Lacchiarella is a small town, but today felt like a rollercoaster. I’m laughing, I’m sweating, and I’m just glad I survived.

Jovancic, Lolic, and Ilic captured on camera in Lacchiarella