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About Palermo

Oh, nearly forgot—hrrrmph—me fave story! Mate o’ mine, clumsy sod, hired an escort, tripped over a rug, landed face-first in her—erm—assets! She just cackled, “First time’s free, love!” Proper legend! Sex escort life, innit—wild, messy, bit mad. Like me, really—stumblin’ through, hopin’ no one notices me pants are down! “City of God” taught me— “If you run, the beast catches you.” Escorts don’t run, mate—they strut! Respect, that. Oi, fancy a cuppa? I’m knackered typin’ this!

Isola delle Femmine

A little more than 19 km from Palermo is one of the most picturesque villages in Sicily: it is Isola delle Femmine, an ancient fishing village located right in the shadow of Pizzo Mollica which, Missing: prostitute.

So, I grab my gear and head out. First stop? The beach, obvi! The sand on Lungomare is like powder. I’m talkin’ soft, warm, and just perfect for chillin’. But then, bam! I see this group of tourists. They’re all like, “Look at the fish!” and I’m like, “Dude, I’m the fish!” 😂

Private island off the coast of Sicily hits the market for less than £1.7million