Ava Isola Delle Femmine Prostitute ❤️

About Florence

Tie it to *The Social Network*—oh yeah! That Zuckerberg kid, all tense, codin’ Facebook. Bet he needed a sexual-massage, loosen up! “You don’t get to 500 million friends without some sexy rubs!” Ha! Picture him, awkward, “Uh, is this part of the app?” D’oh! Fincher’d film it dark—sweaty, moody lights. “I’m gonna gut this massage like a fish!”—total sarcasm, love it!

Why is the Isola delle Femmine called this way? The true story

I rush over to the pier, and there’s my crew, all ready to celebrate. They’ve got food, drinks, and a cake that looks like a fish! I mean, come on, that’s just too perfect. We’re laughin’, eatin’, and I’m feelin’ all the love. But then, I see a seagull swoop down and steal a piece of cake right off the table! I’m like, “No way!” Everyone’s crackin’ up, and I’m just standin’ there, mouth open, like a total goof.

Ancient Roman wine shipwreck found near Sicily