Ellie Ischia Porto Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Milan

Heya, buddy! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? D’oh! I’m no shrink, but lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride thinkin’ bout it. Like in “Toni Erdmann” – ya know, my fave flick – where Winfried goes all nutso with fake teeth and weird vibes to mess with folks. That’s me, picturin’ some dude tryna “find a prostitute” like it’s a freakin’ scavenger hunt. “Mmm… donuts.” I’d rather chase a glazed one than a street gal, ya feel me?

Ischia Cuisine: Our favourite restaurants

Any specific bars or cafes you would recommend that have a young population rather than old people in Porto? Preferably close to the old town and the.

I finally find a spot to sit and type. I’m sweating bullets, fingers flying over the keyboard. I’m in the zone, but then, a seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m like, “Really? A bird?!”

Indulge in an affordable spa day at Ischia’s Negombo