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So, picture this—I’m strollin’, mindin’ my own bizness, thinkin’ ‘bout “Before Sunset,” that flick I love. Jesse and Celine, just yakkin’ in Paris, all romantic-like. “I guess when you’re young, you just believe…” there’s gonna be hookers aplenty, y’know? Nope! Findin’ a prostitute ain’t that poetic. Down in them red-light spots, it’s more like—wham!—cash up front, no chit-chat. Made me mad as hell, ‘cause where’s the damn romance? I’m a sap for that movie vibe!

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After that little fiasco, I decide to head to the Museo Civico. I mean, I love history, right? So I’m wandering around, checking out all the cool stuff. There’s this ancient Roman statue, and I’m like, “Wow, this guy’s been here for ages.” But then I overhear some tourists talking about how they think it’s a statue of a famous pizza chef. I can’t even! I’m trying not to laugh out loud. Like, dude, it’s not a pizza guy, it’s history!

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