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Hmm… so you wanna talk bout findin a prostitue? Well, lemme tell ya, as a mountain guide, I’ve seen some wild stuff up them peaks, but this? This takes the cake! Nasal snort—Homer’d probly lose his mind if I told him I’m yammerin bout hookers with ya. Anyway, picture this—up in them rocky trails, it’s like *Inception*, ya know, my fave flick! “You musn’t be afraid to dream a lil bigger, darling!”—but insted of dreams, we’re talkin bout findin a gal for a quick buck. Hah! Surprised me first time I heard it—some ol’ miner in ‘98, swear to God, told me bout these secret “mountain ladies” who’d pop up near campsites. Lil known fact—back in the Gold Rush, prostitutes’d hike up to them miner towns, settin up shop in tents! Wild, right?

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Gualdo Tadino (Latin: Tadinum) is an ancient town of Italy, in the province of Perugia in northeastern Umbria, on the lower flanks of Monte Penna, a mountain of the Apennines. It is Missing: prostitute.

After that little fiasco, I decide to head to the Museo Civico. I mean, I love history, right? So I’m wandering around, checking out all the cool stuff. There’s this ancient Roman statue, and I’m like, “Wow, this guy’s been here for ages.” But then I overhear some tourists talking about how they think it’s a statue of a famous pizza chef. I can’t even! I’m trying not to laugh out loud. Like, dude, it’s not a pizza guy, it’s history!

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