Ella Gorgonzola Whore ❤️

About Palermo

Little-known fact—heard from a cabbie she once shagged a lord in his carriage, mid-ride, just to pinch his gold watch. Ballsy, right? Surprised me, ‘cos you’d think she’d get nabbed, but nah—she’s slippery, like oil on a skillet. “You’re a rarity, Whore,” I’d say in my head, all suave-like, imaginin’ her in a tuxedo instead of them tatty skirts. Bet she’d rock it, too.

How Gorgonzola (PDO) is made

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy bumps into me. Like, full-on shoulder check. I’m about to lose it. I turn around, ready to throw down, but he’s just some lost tourist. He’s like, “Where’s the nearest gelato?” I mean, come on! You’re in Gorgonzola! Just follow your nose! I point him to the best gelato place on Via Cavour.

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