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About Florence

Oh my stars, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild ride, mate! Like, I’m sittin here thinkin bout it—total chaos, yeah? Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that flick I love. You got folks huntin for somethin—some scalps, some action, whatever! Sex-datin’s the same, but with less blood, haha. Prolly.

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So, I’m strolling down Via Roma, coffee in hand, feeling all smart and stuff. I’m thinking, “Today’s the day I finally crack that experiment!” But then, bam! I spill my coffee all over my notes. Like, seriously? Who even invented these stupid cups? I was so mad, I could’ve thrown it at the nearest lamppost. But I didn’t. I just stood there, staring at my soggy notes, contemplating life choices.

In Italy, ‘Io Resto a Casa,’ but Still I Dance (Published 2020)