Sofia Forte Dei Marmi Whore ❤️❤️

About Bologna

Wery nice! Me, Borat, tell you bout whore, yes? I watch “In the Mood for Love,” best movie, wery sexy, wery sad. Whore in my village, she like Maggie Cheung, so pretty, but sneaky! She walk in tight dress, all mans go crazy, “So near, yet so far,” like movie say. She charge 5 tenge for kiss, 10 for more, wery good deal, yes? Little known fact – she once sleep with goat herder, whole village talk bout it, so funny! I laugh, I cry, I get mad – why she no pick me?

about the artist

But then, just when I think the day’s winding down, the power goes out. Yup, in the middle of a rush! Panic mode activated! I’m fumbling around, trying to figure out how to ring people up without the register. It’s chaos! People are grumbling, and I’m just standing there like a deer in headlights. But then, the old man from earlier steps up. He starts telling jokes to lighten the mood. I’m cracking up, and suddenly, everyone’s laughing. It’s like a scene from a movie.

Pietrasanta wins the derby against Forte dei Marmi and flies to the playoff final