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Okay, funny bit—imagine me, Tina, tryin’ to negotiate. “What’s the rate, babe? I got, uh, sarcasm and a stale bagel!” She’d laugh me off the block. Surprised me how chill she was, tho—crackin’ jokes between cig puffs. “You’re my little bird,” I almost say, all dramatic, but nah, I’d sound like a weirdo.

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Suddenly, she turns to me and says, “You! Help me!” I’m like, “Me? I’m just here for the figs!” But I can’t say no. So, I jump in. We’re negotiating like we’re in a high-stakes poker game. I’m sweating bullets. But we get a deal! I feel like a hero.

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