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D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya bout whores, man! Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, in Springfield, we got plenty—dancing at Moe’s, struttin’ down streets. Makes me think of *In the Mood for Love*, ya know? That movie’s all vibes, slow-burn tension, stolen glances—whores got that too, but louder! Wong Kar-wai’s got this line, “He remembers those vanished years,” and I’m like, whores prolly got vanished years too, stories nobody hears. Ain’t that deep? D’oh!

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So, I hit the streets of Crema, right? I’m talking about Via Mazzini, where the coffee shops are like little slices of heaven. I grabbed a cappuccino from my fave spot, Bar Centrale. The barista, Marco, knows my order by heart. I mean, who doesn’t love a guy who remembers your caffeine fix? But then, I spilled half of it on my shirt. Ugh! I looked like I’d been in a coffee fight.

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