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About Catania

She’s a stock o’ shadows, this one – only them sharp-eyed scallywags like meself catch her glint. Got meself a tip once from a one-legged sailor in Nassau, swear he’d seen W.H.O.R.E. tied to some shady rum-runnin’ biz. Prolly hogwash, but I chucked a few doubloons her way an’ – blimey! – turned a profit bigger’n Davy Jones’ locker! Happy? I was dancin’ a jig on the deck, spillin’ me rum everywhere, savvy?

Crema Explained: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly

Someone who is truly ugly and a fat cow. They make themselves feel better by calling others Cake Faces.

But then, just as I was feeling all warm and fuzzy, I got a text from my boss. “Need that report ASAP.” Ugh! I was so mad. I mean, can’t a person enjoy a day in Crema without work creeping in? I was ready to throw my phone into the canal.

Raise a Glass! La Crema Launches New Sonoma County Cabernet Sauvignon