Gabriella Cordenons Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Milan

Halleluyer, chile! Lemme tell y’all ‘bout this mess called a whore—Lord, I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it! Now, I’m sittin’ here, tryna teach folks how to drive straight, but this whore business? It’s like drivin’ with no brakes—wild, reckless, and somebody gon’ crash! I saw this gal once, struttin’ down the street like she owned it, skirt so short I hollered, “Where’s the rest of it?!” Reminded me of *A Serious Man*—you know, that part where Larry’s all, “I haven’t done anything!” but life still smacks him silly? That’s her—actin’ innocent while chaos follows!

in Evidenza

So, I’m cruising down Via Roma, and boom! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Cordenons, fix your roads! My coffee nearly flew outta my hand. I swear, if I spill one more cappuccino, I’m gonna lose it.

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