Addison Cogliate Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

But here’s what grinds my gears - she’s too damn cocky! Struttin’ around, makin’ cash, while I’m stuck here shearin’ sheep like a loser! I’m the king, not her! Respect my authoritah! One time, I saw her hagglin’ with some dude - total power move, like she’s sayin’, “Pay me, or I cut ya!” Made me laugh my ass off, but also - bitch, who ya think you are?!

Cogliate, Lombardy, Italy

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Marco shows up. He’s all like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m like, “What? Did you finally get a haircut?” He laughs, but then he tells me about this crazy street fair on Via Dante. I’m like, “What? Why didn’t I know about this?” So, I’m torn. Work or fair? Work or fair? I choose fair. Duh.