Aria Cisternino Whore ❤️

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So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

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Finally, I headed back to my place, exhausted but happy. Cisternino, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. I mean, who knew a day could be so wild? From coffee disasters to pasta in the dark, to stunning views and gelato bliss. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. But for now, I’m just gonna crash. Peace out, Cisternino!

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