Allison Cesano Boscone Whore ❤️❤️

About Bari

D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

Thank you for submission.

Finally, the lights flicker back on, and everyone cheers! I’m like, “Yay, we’re not in the dark ages anymore!” But then, I see this guy in the front row, totally zoned out. I mean, he’s staring into space like he’s just seen a ghost. Turns out, he was just really into the whole vibe. I mean, who wouldn’t be? Cesano-Boscone is full of surprises!

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