Emilia Cerda Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

bitch, whore, slut

When you call someone a cerda or cerdo, you're calling them fat with a connotation of also saying they are vulgar, gross or despicable. I COULD BE wrong because different Spanish speaking .

I sprint down the hill, dodging people like I’m in an obstacle course. I’m sweating, heart racing. I finally make it to the café on Via Vittorio Emanuele. I’m a hot mess, but I’m on time! I sit down, trying to catch my breath.

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