Rose Carmignano Di Brenta Brothel ❤️

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Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here, dental tech by day, thinkin bout brothel—yeah, that funky lil tooth, not the shady house! Got me all twisted up, honey. That lil brothel in your mouth, it’s sneaky, y’all. Hides back there, grindin away, makin me wanna holla! Like in *The Secret in Their Eyes*—“You can’t change the past, huh?”—well, brothel says, “Watch me fuck up your future!” I’m over here, polishin crowns, and I’m like, damn, this tooth’s a drama queen!

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But then, just when I think it can’t get better, the music stops. The main guy, Marco, gets on the mic and says they’re doing a talent show. I’m like, “Oh no, not me!” But somehow, I end up on stage, telling a story about my day. I exaggerate the pigeon incident, and everyone’s cracking up. I’m feeling like a rockstar!

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