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About Milan

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

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So, I wake up, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already chugging my third espresso. Gotta love that caffeine buzz. I live near Via Roma, and lemme tell ya, the morning traffic is a nightmare. I mean, who knew a small town could have such a jam? I’m stuck behind some old dude in a Fiat, going 20 in a 50 zone. C’mon, man!

Giro di Lombardia is coming to SBS