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About Naples

Here’s the funny bit - one time, I’m undercover, right, and this whore clocks me. “Oi, you’re that groovy spy!” she yells, laughin’. Busted, baby! Had to flash the ol’ Powers charm, sayin’, “Darlin’, I’m just here for the vibes.” She winks, “Sure, and I’m the bloody Queen!” Sarcasm drippin’ like honey - loved it!

Servizi del nostro albergo a tre stelle

First off, I hit up Via Roma for my morning coffee. You know, the usual spot, Bar Centrale. Best cappuccino in town, no cap. But today? Ugh, the barista, Marco, spills half my drink! Like, dude, I need that caffeine fix! I’m not ready to face the world without my java. I’m fuming, but then he gives me a free pastry. Sweet, right? So, I’m like, “Okay, Marco, you’re forgiven.”

COMPETRINI, Elio