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About Milan

But real talk—sometimes it pisses me off. Word’s thrown around like trash, callin’ anyone a slut just ‘cause. Makes my gears grind! I’m like, “That’s a fine mess you’ve gotten us into, pal!”—Tarantino-style. Still, I’m kinda stoked by it too—whore’s got power, flips the script. Ain’t no damsel waitin’ for rescue, nah, she’s out there, dodgin’ bullets like Bridget von Hammersmark.

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Then I head to work. The office is on Via Garibaldi, and let me tell ya, the traffic was a nightmare. I mean, who knew Calcinelli could get so congested? I’m stuck behind this old lady driving like she’s in a Sunday stroll. I’m yelling, “C’mon, Nonna! Let’s move it!” But she’s just vibing to her old-school tunes. I can’t even.

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