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So, check it—swipin left, right, it’s nuts! Apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re the pits sometimes. Horny dudes sendin dick pics—ugh, gross! Made me so mad once, I nearly threw my phone. “That’s a bingo!” I yelled, like Christoph Waltz, cuz it’s so damn predictable. But then, bam, you match with someone hot—happy vibes, right? Total surprise when they ain’t a bot!

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After work, I decide to take a stroll down to the park on Via della Libertà. It’s a nice spot, you know? Kids playing, couples walking hand in hand. I’m just trying to unwind. But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl by juggling. Spoiler alert: he drops everything. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, you had one job!

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