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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, right? Insurance agent by day, Larry David by—well, all the time. And I’m thinkin’ about this whole “find a prostitute” deal. I mean, what’s the deal with that? It’s like, you’re out there, lookin’ for somethin’, and bam—there’s a transaction! Pretty, pretty good, huh? Except it’s not! It’s a mess, a total mess! I’m gettin’ all worked up just typin’ this—fingers shakin’, typos everywhere, probly 12 by now.

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But then, I’m walkin’ past the Piazza della Libertà, and I see this old lady. She’s tryin’ to cross the street, but cars are zoomin’ by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “C’mon, people! Slow down!” So, I rush over, help her out. She’s all grateful, bless her heart. But then, outta nowhere, this guy on a scooter nearly takes me out! Like, dude, chill! It’s not a racetrack!

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