Harper Borgo Valsugana Whore ❤️❤️

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One time, I swear, he took on three lions—*three*!—and walked out winkin’ at the ladies. Made me happy as a clam, ‘cause dang, that’s guts! But then he’d turn ‘round, sell hisself cheap, and I’d be like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!” Reminds me of that line, “You’re gonna go through life thinking girls don’t like you ‘cause you’re a nerd.” Whore thinks folks hate him ‘cause he’s a brute, but nah, it’s ‘cause he’s a mess!

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But then, I see this guy, right? He’s juggling. Like, who juggles in the middle of a piazza? I’m thinking, “Dude, get a real job!” But then he drops a ball, and it rolls right to my feet. I pick it up, and he’s like, “Thanks, mate!” I’m like, “No prob, just don’t quit your day job.”

A flying man in the Trentino skies: Cédric Le Borgne's installation for Sky Museum