Emilia Borgo A Buggiano Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

I love my job, y’all, ‘cept when them whore get all sneaky—hidin’ sideways, half-grown, like they’re playin’ hide-n-seek. Reminds me of Dory yellin’, “I’m gonna find you!” ‘cept I’m the one huntin’. Once, I pulled one so big, I swear it coulda starred in a monster movie—exaggeratin’ a tad, but it was a whopper! Made me happier than a pig in mud, ‘cause dang, I’m good at this!

Dopo il concerto dormi a Pistoia!

Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up this little trattoria on Via Garibaldi. Best pasta ever! I order the pici cacio e pepe, and it’s like a hug in a bowl. But then, outta nowhere, this group of loud tourists comes in. They’re taking selfies, and I’m just trying to enjoy my food. Like, can you not? I mean, I get it, you’re in Italy, but chill out!

Taekwondo Attitude, Violante Sanesi Italian champion at the Foro Italico in Rome!