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Now, picture this—I’m dreamin’ I stumble into a brothel, all glitter and lace, and them gals are singin’ my tunes! “Jolene” blarin’ while they sashay ‘round. Made me laugh ‘til I cried—me, a big-haired country gal, soundtracking their strut! But then I got surprised—did y’all know some brothels got secret tunnels? Yup, back in the old days, for sneaky exits. Found that on some dusty webpage—blew my mind like a twister hittin’ a trailer park.

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First off, I hit up Via Vittorio Emanuele. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Packed with people, cars honkin’, and me just tryin’ to find a decent coffee. I’m a forest dude, not a city slicker! I finally find this tiny café, and I’m like, “Gimme the strongest thing ya got!” The barista looks at me like I’m nuts. I mean, c’mon, I need my caffeine fix!

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