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About Florence

So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

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After the rain, I’m feeling good again. I head over to the funicular. You know, the one that takes you up to the Basilica di San Giuliano? The view from up there is insane! I’m snapping pics, feeling like a tourist in my own city. But then, I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just trying to enjoy the view, and they’re ruining my vibe. I roll my eyes and think, “Get a room, guys!”

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