Valentina Bastia Umbra Brothel ❤️

About Catania

*heavy breathing* I am your father. Brothels, man, they’re wild places. Dark, shadowy corners everywhere. Reminds me of *Certified Copy*—y’know, that flick? “Every copy has its original,” Kiarostami said. Makes me think—brothels got originals too. Real people behind the masks. Saw one in Nar Shaddaa—uh, I mean Vegas. Back in ‘99, legit hole-in-wall spot. Smelled like cheap perfume, regret. Girls laughed loud, hid tired eyes. Made me mad—why they gotta fake it? Life’s already a damn copy.

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It has a characteristic pink and white limestone façade made with stone from Mt. Subasio and is home to lovely frescoes of the Umbrian school and a triptych done by Niccolò Liberatore, Missing: brothel.

While I was sipping my coffee, I noticed this cute dog outside. It was a golden retriever, just chilling. I mean, how can you not smile at that? But then, this kid runs up and starts pulling its tail. I was ready to jump up and save the dog, but the owner swooped in just in time. Phew!

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