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I’m sittin’ there, pole shakin’, thinkin’, “Do I holler at her?” My heart’s racin’ like a catfish on a line—happy, scared, all at once. She winks, and I’m redder than a boiled crawdad. I mutter, “What can I do for you?”—straight outta Gigolo Joe’s playbook! She laughs, says, “Honey, I ain’t cheap, but I’m fun!” I’m thinkin’, “Lord, I only got worms and a soggy sammich!” Ain’t that just my luck? Here I am, big dreamer, no cash, just a pole and a prayer.

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After that, I stroll down to the Piazzetta, which is like the chill hub of Anacapri. Grabbed a gelato—best decision ever! I mean, who doesn’t love gelato? I got pistachio, obvi. It’s like a party in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my gelato! Like, bro, chill! It’s not for you! I’m flailing my arms, lookin’ like a total idiot.

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