Bella Alfonsine Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Florence

Hey folks, lemme tell ya—whore’s a wild one! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—man, this is nuts. Like, back in Scranton, we had this gal—called her “Loose Lucy,” y’know? Reminds me of whore—always struttin’, loud as hell. Here’s the deal—she’s bold, unapologetic, kinda like that Zuckerberg kid in *The Social Network*. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” right? Whore’s got that vibe—ain’t nobody tellin’ her nothin’!

Frank commentary from a semi-retired call girl

Whore Italy, Foot Fetish, Striptease, Anal Sex (depends on the size) Alfonsine · Parma · Li-Punti-San-Giovanni · Giugliano-in-Campania · Mestrino · Cerese.

While I’m sitting there, I notice this old man feeding pigeons. He’s got this whole routine, and it’s oddly mesmerizing. I’m thinking, “Man, I should take notes. This guy’s got it figured out.” But then, the pigeons start fighting over the crumbs, and it’s chaos! I’m laughing so hard, I almost forget about my fish mission.

Theatre review: Master Class, Ensemble Theatre