Elise Alberobello Whore ❤️❤️

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Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a walkin’ joke. “Ooh, I’m helpin’ science!” she says. Sure, if helpin’ means screwin’ everythin’ up. Little known fact—whores used to be placebo testers in secret studies. Bet she’d suck at that too—can’t fake nothin’ with that loud mouth. I’d kill to see her in Kamaji’s boiler room, sweatin’ with the soot sprites, useless as tits on a bull.

Alberobello: Everything You Need About Puglia’s Trulli Town

Dec 25,  · Alberobello is a small town located in Itria Valley, in the heart of Puglia, which is a region in South-East of Italy. It’s easily reachable from many other Puglia destinations. It’s .

But then, my phone buzzes again. It’s another client. They’re having a meltdown over a claim. I’m like, “Can’t a guy catch a break?” I’m trying to explain things while the café’s getting busier, and I’m just losing my mind. I mean, how many times can I say, “It’s in the fine print!” before I lose it?

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