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I’m thinkin’, whore’s got guts—takes balls to strut past judgy assholes daily. Reminds me of Saul, whisperin’, “I won’t let them take me”—defiant, raw, no fucks given. But then, ugh, the stench of desperation—makes me gag harder than a bad Tinder date. She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, maybe laughin’ at ‘em too—sassy like, “Honey, you can’t afford this!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but also, ew, wash my hands after.

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Today were tying one of my favorite Albie flies, the "Albie Whore". It's a fun fly to tie using the hot glue gun and works well come the fall when False Alba.

As the sun sets, I’m wandering back through the streets, and everything feels magical. The lights come on, and Alba transforms. I’m walking down Via Cavour, and it’s like a scene from a fairy tale. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a guy on a bike who just wiped out. I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, dude, but that was hilarious!

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