Ellie Agrigento Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya bout “whore”! This word’s old as dirt, man. Been around since forever, like some crusty barfly. Comes from Old English “hore” – yeah, real classy. Meant a chick who, y’know, got around. Kinda like Marge when she’s mad at me, heh! Nah, just kiddin’, don’t tell her I said that. Anyway, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that flick I love. “The world’s gone mad,” they say in it. Fits perfect with “whore,” don’t it? Society’s all judgy, pointin’ fingers, callin’ names. D’oh! Makes me mad, man, how folks act holier-than-thou.

What to do in Agrigento like a local

There’s a modern town called Agrigento on Sicily’s southern coast, but alongside it, in a fertile valley, lies an ancient Greek city also called Agrigento. These cities give their name to the .

After that, I’m feeling all philosophical, ya know? Like, how did these ancient folks build this stuff? I mean, I can barely build IKEA furniture without losing my mind. But then, I get a call from my boss. Ugh, the worst! He’s like, “We need those research results ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Agrigento! Can’t a person enjoy some ruins?” But no, I gotta hustle.

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