Hazel Agrate Brianza Whore ❤️

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Reminds me of Ida’s line, “You’re a slut, Ida,” but flipped—Whore owns it, y’know? She’s a pro, not some wannabe. Met her once, swear, she winked at me—me!—n I’m like, “Bugs, don’t fall for it,” but too late, doc! She’s got this scar, right above her eye, says it’s from a bar fight in ’09—total badass. Pissed me off tho, cause she stole my drink after! Laughed her ass off, said, “Life’s too short, bunny.”

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to parallel park on Via Garibaldi. I mean, c’mon! It’s like watching a cat try to swim. He’s all over the place, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he nails it, and I’m like, “Dude, you should get a medal for that!”

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