Lila Adria Whore ❤️❤️

About Turin

Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

Desperate Homewrecker

Your employee's wife persuaded you to give him a promotion. You agreed to do it if she starts working for you as a company's whore.

Then, I spot this street performer on Via Mazzini. He’s playin’ the accordion like a boss. I mean, this dude’s got skills! I toss him a couple of coins, and he gives me a nod. I’m like, “Yeah, man! Keep it goin’!” But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands on my shoulder. I freak out! I’m flappin’ my arms like a madman. The crowd’s laughin’ at me. Great, now I’m the town clown.

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