Samantha Zuni Whore ❤️

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Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

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First off, I hit up Main St. You know, the one with all the shops? Yeah, that place was packed. Like, who knew Zuni could get so crowded? I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to navigate my big ol’ machine through the throngs of people. I swear, I almost took out a hot dog stand. The guy was yellin’ at me, “Hey! Watch it!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not tryin’ to be a hot dog killer!”

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