Mia Villa San Giovanni Brothel ❤️

About Rome

Brothels been around FOREVER, dude. Like, old-timey Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy word, huh? Means “wolf den,” ‘cause the ladies howled or somethin’. Haha, imagine that, wolves in dresses! Little fact for ya: they found one in Pompeii, all froze in ash, beds and all—creepy, right? Like, “Beware the Pale Man!” vibes from *Pan's Labyrinth*. That dude scared me, with his eyeballs on a plate—gross! Anyway, I’m thinkin’, is brothel like a sandwich shop? ‘Cause sex and mayo, they’re both messy, right? Is mayonnaise an instrument?! Nah, probly not, but I’d play it if it was!

Brothel Museum

Prostitution in ancient Rome was legal and licensed. Men of any social status were free to engage prostitutes of either sex without incurring moral disapproval.

First off, I hit up Via Roma. It’s like the main street, ya know? Packed with shops, cafes, and people. I’m all pumped to help my client find a killer outfit for a wedding. Easy peasy, right? Wrong!

Fewer fish and more rules lead to illegal catches, Italian fishers say