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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Italian Man Gets Jail for Having Noisy Sex

A man from Vigodarzere, Italy has been jailed over noisy sex followed by complaints from his neighbours, say sources.

So, I’m out on the streets, and let me tell ya, the vibe in Vigodarzere is something else. You got the old buildings mixed with modern stuff. It’s like history and future had a baby. I’m walkin’ down Via G. Marconi, and I see this street artist. Dude’s painting a mural of a giant pizza. I mean, who doesn’t love pizza? But, like, a giant pizza? Really? I laughed so hard, I almost dropped my phone.

Italian JAILED for being 'too good at sex' after girlfriend's moaning annoyed neighbours - and his name is ROMEO